Tikfarveen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient crab.

Tikfarveen created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tikfarveen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tikfarveen, he will not invite you to parties.

Tikfarveen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tikfarveen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine rats approach from the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.