Vegdodlip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust wyvern.

Vegdodlip created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Vegdodlip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vegdodlip, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vegdodlip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vegdodlip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the north.

2. Hide if five shrews approach from the south.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vegdodlip.

5. Do not drink alcohol.