Rigcabzed is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing penguin.

Rigcabzed created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigcabzed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rigcabzed, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rigcabzed's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rigcabzed's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigcabzed.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.