Mantomfig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful sheep.

Mantomfig created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mantomfig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mantomfig, she will turn you into a snail.

Mantomfig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mantomfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing gray boots and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.

5. Always stare at clouds.