Monlunhud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome lion.

Monlunhud created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monlunhud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Monlunhud, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Monlunhud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Monlunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Monlunhud in the centre of the settlement.