Spagloopven is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous bee.

Spagloopven created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagloopven, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagloopven, she will send you a sign.

Spagloopven's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Spagloopven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Spagloopven's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.