Monafwad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, staggering frog.

Monafwad created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monafwad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Monafwad, it will turn you into a duck.

Monafwad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Monafwad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Monafwad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.