Kemmabmegster is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome sheep.

Kemmabmegster created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kemmabmegster, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kemmabmegster, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Kemmabmegster's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kemmabmegster's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Kemmabmegster.

5. Do not eat onions.