Zakrutdot Legpigvil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage goblin.

Zakrutdot Legpigvil created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakrutdot Legpigvil, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zakrutdot Legpigvil, he will turn you into a plant.

Zakrutdot Legpigvil's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zakrutdot Legpigvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zakrutdot Legpigvil.

2. Hide if nine mites approach from the south.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Pray towards the west.