Omtgepdibkamtarpsaksad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive naga.

Omtgepdibkamtarpsaksad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtgepdibkamtarpsaksad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omtgepdibkamtarpsaksad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Omtgepdibkamtarpsaksad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Omtgepdibkamtarpsaksad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Omtgepdibkamtarpsaksad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never paint your feet violet.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.