Dagbodstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise chicken.

Dagbodstaf created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbodstaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dagbodstaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dagbodstaf's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dagbodstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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