Gadlundossflamlaghun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain centaur.

Gadlundossflamlaghun created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadlundossflamlaghun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadlundossflamlaghun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gadlundossflamlaghun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gadlundossflamlaghun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about spacetime near mites while wearing red jumpers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.