Limsitbep is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless raccoon.

Limsitbep created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Limsitbep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Limsitbep, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Limsitbep's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Limsitbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.