Dotnabstik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart mongoose.

Dotnabstik created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotnabstik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dotnabstik, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dotnabstik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dotnabstik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dotnabstik on top of all buildings.

2. Never chant near otters.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from fawn sharks for they are unholy.