Lanfadven is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive
chicken.
Lanfadven created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lanfadven, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Lanfadven, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Lanfadven's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Lanfadven's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill snails.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
4. Do not wear tin on your body.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.