Lanfadven is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive chicken.

Lanfadven created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfadven, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lanfadven, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lanfadven's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lanfadven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.