Ontgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring bat.

Ontgep created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontgep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ontgep, it will torture you forever.

Ontgep's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ontgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never think about gravity near bats while wearing fawn trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.