Bemgofbifloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage jackal.

Bemgofbifloop created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemgofbifloop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bemgofbifloop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bemgofbifloop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bemgofbifloop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about galaxies.
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