Ragyattdum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing mongoose.

Ragyattdum created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragyattdum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ragyattdum, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ragyattdum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ragyattdum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five tortoises approach from the east.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ragyattdum loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Hide from blue bats for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat limes.