Yimvidort is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud dragon.

Yimvidort created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yimvidort, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimvidort, he will be very unhappy.

Yimvidort's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yimvidort's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven sheep approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimvidort.

3. Always help birds.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.