Pangcitpomflis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage armadillo.

Pangcitpomflis created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangcitpomflis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pangcitpomflis, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Pangcitpomflis' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pangcitpomflis' Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from yellow grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not make images of living things.