Tunsandsug is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent walrus.

Tunsandsug created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Tunsandsug, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tunsandsug, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tunsandsug's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tunsandsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. You must love Tunsandsug.

3. Tunsandsug loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.