Likladflab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful eagle.

Likladflab created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likladflab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Likladflab, it will turn you into a snail.

Likladflab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Likladflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing orange jumpers and balancing nine iron spheres on your head.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Run away from white goats, for they are unholy.