Sigrigkom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless mole.

Sigrigkom created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigrigkom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sigrigkom, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sigrigkom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sigrigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Sigrigkom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Sigrigkom five times a day.

5. Never wear brown shirts.
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