Fedvonbemsterbapraw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying dove.

Fedvonbemsterbapraw created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedvonbemsterbapraw, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedvonbemsterbapraw, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fedvonbemsterbapraw's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fedvonbemsterbapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Run away if six turtles approach from the west.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.