Zansasfub is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain goat.

Zansasfub created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zansasfub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zansasfub, she will think nothing of it.

Zansasfub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zansasfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Respect your elders.