Hudbagbidpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking skunk.

Hudbagbidpop created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbagbidpop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudbagbidpop, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hudbagbidpop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hudbagbidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Worship no other gods but Hudbagbidpop.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always help sick dolphins.