Busflisjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tiresome snake.

Busflisjarn created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busflisjarn, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busflisjarn, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Busflisjarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Busflisjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.
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