Kinvedwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering eagle.

Kinvedwod created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinvedwod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kinvedwod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Kinvedwod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Kinvedwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect four silicon sculptures of Kinvedwod on top of important buildings.