Butyartqueegsog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain jellyfish.

Butyartqueegsog created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Butyartqueegsog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Butyartqueegsog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Butyartqueegsog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Butyartqueegsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Never talk about fire.
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