Fudwitsab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, strong rhinoceros.

Fudwitsab created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudwitsab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudwitsab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fudwitsab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fudwitsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. You must pray to Fudwitsab four times a day.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about planets.