Mutxenlarpgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil horse.

Mutxenlarpgeb created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutxenlarpgeb, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mutxenlarpgeb, she will strike you with lightening.

Mutxenlarpgeb's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mutxenlarpgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Mutxenlarpgeb loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Run away if four birds approach from the east.

5. Never chant in the presence of great tits.