Pakjinpog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, benevolent fly.

Pakjinpog created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakjinpog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakjinpog, she will send you a sign.

Pakjinpog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pakjinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never skip near otters.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never look at planets.