Raggepfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet ant.

Raggepfub created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Raggepfub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Raggepfub, it will turn you into a dog.

Raggepfub's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Raggepfub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four doves approach from the south.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Put Raggepfub first in all things.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.