Carbomtifxemfigduss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered cobra.

Carbomtifxemfigduss created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carbomtifxemfigduss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Carbomtifxemfigduss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Carbomtifxemfigduss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Carbomtifxemfigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hop in the presence of snakes.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Carbomtifxemfigduss on top of important buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.