Sidhudlan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate centaur.

Sidhudlan created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidhudlan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sidhudlan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sidhudlan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sidhudlan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.