Liklopdunqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate walrus.

Liklopdunqueeg created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liklopdunqueeg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Liklopdunqueeg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Liklopdunqueeg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Liklopdunqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Liklopdunqueeg in the centre of the settlement.