Wapbapteen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient wasp.

Wapbapteen created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbapteen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wapbapteen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Wapbapteen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wapbapteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

4. Hide if three swans approach from the north.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.