Fomwatwab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-assured crab.

Fomwatwab created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomwatwab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomwatwab, she will be very sad.

Fomwatwab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fomwatwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Fomwatwab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.