Tarvid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, almighty bat.

Tarvid created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarvid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tarvid, he will destroy your home planet.

Tarvid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tarvid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must love Tarvid.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Worship no other gods but Tarvid.