Mabstikflag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, proud raven.

Mabstikflag created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabstikflag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabstikflag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mabstikflag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mabstikflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing violet stockings.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Run away from cyan sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about gravity near otters while wearing blue scarves and balancing four gold spheres on your head.