Pidkopmut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage shrew.

Pidkopmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Pidkopmut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidkopmut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pidkopmut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pidkopmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pidkopmut's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidkopmut.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect your elders.