Pidkopmut is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage
shrew.
Pidkopmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.
If you believe in
Pidkopmut, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pidkopmut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Pidkopmut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Pidkopmut's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Pidkopmut's name in vain.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidkopmut.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Respect your elders.