Weehenbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent otter.

Weehenbin created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weehenbin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Weehenbin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Weehenbin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Weehenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near ants while wearing brown dresses and balancing five zinc spheres on your chest.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Never hurt sheep.