Cedwitnabnil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking crane.

Cedwitnabnil created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedwitnabnil, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedwitnabnil, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cedwitnabnil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cedwitnabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Cedwitnabnil.

4. Do not take Cedwitnabnil's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.