Flapcimcit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest otter.

Flapcimcit created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapcimcit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flapcimcit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flapcimcit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flapcimcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Flapcimcit loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear gray shoes.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Flapcimcit on top of important buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.
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