Gupmegmadvilapp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent badger.

Gupmegmadvilapp created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupmegmadvilapp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupmegmadvilapp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gupmegmadvilapp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gupmegmadvilapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Gupmegmadvilapp.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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