Cutsanveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish wasp.

Cutsanveen created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Cutsanveen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cutsanveen, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cutsanveen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cutsanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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