Limton is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced seal.

Limton created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Limton, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limton, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Limton's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Limton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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