Hinvensannib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited eagle.

Hinvensannib created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinvensannib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinvensannib, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hinvensannib's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hinvensannib's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed garlic to swans while wearing corsets.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinvensannib.