Minvilbod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage swallow.

Minvilbod created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Minvilbod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Minvilbod, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Minvilbod's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Minvilbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never paint your head cyan.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.