Pincitbotgonquat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy jackal.

Pincitbotgonquat created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pincitbotgonquat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pincitbotgonquat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pincitbotgonquat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pincitbotgonquat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pincitbotgonquat first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. You must love Pincitbotgonquat.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pincitbotgonquat.